ipso fatso.

Last night John and I (and I can't remember why) were changing movie titles by replacing one of the words with "fat," "fatty," or some other derivitive of fat. I laughed til I cried. We've been on and off a diet for three or four weeks. Maybe we needed to blow off some steam.

Here are some of my favorites:

"Fat Wars: Episode I, The Phantom Fat; Episode II, The Attack of the Fat; Episode IV, A New Fat; Episode V, The Empire Strikes Fat; Episode VI, The Fat of the Jedi"

"The Hunt for Fat October"

"Fatty and the Beast" or "Beauty and the Fat"

"Much Ado about Fat"

"Spider-Fat," "Batfat," and "Superfat"

"Chitty Chitty Fat Fat" or "Fatty Fatty Bang Bang"

"Fatty on the Roof"

"The Joy Fat Club"

Fatty Bond: "Fat Is Forever," "Fat Another Day," "The Fat Is Not Enough," "Goldfat"

"Lord of the Fat: The Fellowship of the Fat; The Fat Towers; The Return of the Fat"

"Finding Fatso"

"Chasing Fatty"

"Some Like It Fat"

"Gentlemen Prefer Fat"

"Cat on a Fat Tin Roof"