i want a frickin camera phone.

You can keep your Straight Talk Express, my man obviously travels on these:

The blue pony clearly says Hope, but the purple one next to it that you can't really see says Dreams. I very nearly bought this. I still may. There were, like, 10 ponies in there and they each had some huge ideal tattooed on the side...I mean, the awesomeness...is just out of the park.

And I'm throwing in two more pictures that came off John's phone. Just 'cause.



From the McEwen Dairy Queen. I love it. Love. It.



This mask was only $2.97. I didn't get it, but I can't for the life of me say why. The eyebrows alone are worth $5. By the way, does anyone else notice how much Christian Bale pouts as Batman? The new James Bond is a pouter too. What's up with the pouty heroes?